Be Aware of Your Surroundings

Lazy day: I finally got around to changing Henry's clothes and as he was standing in front of me while I zipped the last zipper, he blew a huge lungful of morning-breath into my face. SO did not see that one coming.

Me: Henry! Why did you do that?!
Henry: I dunno. How about I blow on your hair?

Mental note: brush teeth before getting dressed.

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