I was getting Kathryn ready for lunch (pureed peas and rice cereal, yummy).
I put the bowl down and turned around for a SECOND (see where this is going?)....
Peas & oatmeal smeared on her lap, hands, dress, onesie and pants.
EVERYTHING except the bib. How did she manage that?!
My husband's been snickering at me ever since. "Is this your first kid or what?"