Silent Logic

Driving home with Henry and listening to his running commentary.

 Henry: Oh! Der's Woes!
Me: Yep, there's Lowe's.
Henry: Woes is QUIET!
Me: Why is Lowe's quiet?
... Henry: Because it doesn't have a mouth, silly!

Can't argue with that logic.

Carwash

Henry and I stopped at the carwash on our way home. I used the same description as my mother did to make it seem less scary. It worked.

Henry: Lookit Mama! Da SPAGHETTI MONSTER is tickling the van!
I LAUGHING because it's so silly!

Teething

A week shy of 8 months, Kat now has 2 itty-bitty bottom teeth poking out!
They don't seem so itty-bitty cute when she's nursing. OW!
Henry calls them her "Sharpie-teefies."

http://www.zazzle.ca/vampire_fangs_wolf_fangs_sharp_teeth_grrr_flyer-244915051011163939

Fact

Fact: As SOON as you get back from taking out the trash, the baby WILL have the nastiest, grossest diaper of the day.
The kind that makes you re-think your decision to become a parent.

Wonder if NOT taking out the trash will work....

http://www.freakingnews.com/Trash-Bin-Pictures--2706.asp

Rollin'

Henry was coloring with markers and a big roll of paper in his room. When it was time to clean up (when Mama arbitrarily decided), we couldn't find a marker cap. I shook out the paper and it went flying, then rolling across the room.

Henry: Oh! It's rollin all da way to NEW JERSEY!

Kat's Interview

Grammy interviewed Kat over lunch one day. I posted her transcript- love it!

Grammy: So Kathryn, tell us. How long have you a baby?
Kathryn: About 8 months now.
Grammy: And what are you currently working on?
Kathryn: Talking noises and getting some new teeth.
Grammy: So we are all anxious to know...Who is your favorite person?
Kathryn: That would be Mama, for sure.
Grammy: Really? Not Grammy?
Kathryn:  No, but she is in my top 5.

New Hairdo

Henry's standing behind me on the desk chair, twisting and pulling my hair into bunches. 

 Me: Ow! What are you doing, Henry?!
Henry: I making you have Lady Gaga hair!

Thanks, but no thanks.

http://www.askmen.com/celebs/women/singer/lady-gaga/